Sunday Toons: “Out of his depth”
January 18, 2009 — Deacon DuncanWhen I was young and full of zeal for Jesus, I met a woman who told me her approach to Bible study. “I only use the King James Version,” she told me. “I read through the passage, figure out how you would say it in modern English, and then I’m done.” Though I was too meek to say so at the time, my little Christian heart was horrified. The New Testament was written in the common language of the people of the time. By paraphrasing an archaic translation into her “normal” usage, she was stopping right at the point where a New Testament Christian would have started. How could she call that “studying” the Bible?
I was reminded of that lady when I read JP Holding’s response to last week’s Sunday Toon. Not, of course, because he was as likable as she was, but because his study of I Cor. 15 seems to stop where mine starts. This leaves him at rather a loss as to how to respond, so he begins by graduating from the silly Ned-Flanders-ish insults to real, big-boy naughty words. He begins with:
Dumplin’ Dumbass shows why he’s ahead in the Platinum race for 2008:
prompting one of his regulars to respond:
Um… JP. You just said “Dumbass”
He is swiftly corrected by another TW regular, however:
So? It’s allowed. Dumbass.
And we’re off again…


