Salute!
January 20, 2009 — Deacon DuncanLadies and Gentlemen, may I present to you…
President Barak H. Obama.
I just can’t concentrate on my writing today. I knew that Bush would soil his own bedsheets so badly that a Democrat would have to work hard to lose the White House this year. But Mr. Obama seems to be a president beyond anything I dared hope for. The mess Bush has left him is going to be virtually impossible to clean up in only two terms, let alone a mere year, but I can’t think of anyone I’d rather have standing outside the Augean stables with a shovel in his hand than Mr. Obama. Which would be rather a cruel wish if it were not for the fact that the rest of us are IN the stables and up to our necks (or worse).
Best of luck to you, sir. You’ll need it. We all will.

January 20, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Hey, he acknowledged unbelievers! Nice touch.
January 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
IIRC, shoveling the Augean stables was impossible. So, how many rivers is Obama planning on diverting? (IIRC, that’s how Heracles cleaned the dad blasted things.)